May 2013
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
treeyonce:
resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
thelittleturtleduck:
doctoroket:
kakarikovillage:
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
canadumb:
i dont like people who name their kids steve or something like anna
there are already a hunned fuckin kids named that
“Do not provoke the Star Trek fans, for they are old and full of rage and also...”
– ancient proverb (via livelongandbiteme)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
longlivesherlock:
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
gooutfighting:
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
When the bell rings and the teacher tries to give...
laugh-addict:
i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
misscatthief:
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
darrynek:
itshinyu:
darrynek:
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
komaekitty:
I CANT TELL WHICH GOF THESE GIFS IS FUNNEIR
gingerhaze:
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
unative:
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
bigstupidbaby:
personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better
jensenlocked:
tardisol:
i-amwho-i-am:
what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?
what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there
but why is the guy wearing...
chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
Reblog this if you've ever desperately, totally...
iwishiwasfictional:
captain-kirks-perfect-hair:
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
My url says it all
ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
yazoos:
it’s really depressing being really ugly
sassbenderr:
trendy-blog:
the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their...
laughingstation:
when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously
